Ummm... it was a JOKE!

Warning, there could be jokes ahead, many, many jokes. Highly realistic and believable comments like the rock legend Mick Jagger saying "Bless'ed are the children who rock" as he engages in the equally believable and plausible activity of rubbing my pregnant belly amongst a crowd of adoring Haligonian fans outside the Lord Nelson. Perhaps it's too subtle this humour, but I feel confident that with this added warning intelligent readers should be able to avoid the pitfalls of this intense and hyper-realistic attempt at humour. Beware. And ummm, read carefully scanners.